in 8th grade my science teacher lit a candle at the front of the room and she was like “ok, class everyone get out a piece of paper and write down what you infer about this candle” and we all wrote things down and when she was like “yeah everyone is done right” and we were like yea and she FUCKING TOOK A BITE OF THE CANDLE AND SAID “IT’S AN ALMOND AND STRING CHEESE. THINGS AREN’T ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM.” AND THAT’S WHY I DON’T FUCKING TRUST THE GOVERNMENT.
Oh my god.
i said ‘no homo’ but deep down it was totally homo
u start a mosh pit in my heart
Right in the feels
i sent u a message and u didnt reply and i see u blogging why didnt u reply
Woah shit man thats srs
I just laughed for what felt like 10 minutes
I’m not sure how i should feel after seeing this.
I just made the most inhuman noise
WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’
I appreciate soap so much because look at it
so much time and careful handiwork must go into making these
some are pretty beautiful
or wicked adorable
you can give it to a loved one
or just sit there and drool at it
but you dudes had better appreciate the heck out of your soap
Fuckin soap fandom
Don’t drop it though.